Ask me anything (:   The name is Abby, 19, currently living at the university of Idaho :) loving every minute of every day!


my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

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— 19 hours ago with 684856 notes



friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant


(Source: magicconchshelly, via braydaaan)

— 19 hours ago with 188823 notes

reasons why babies are not needed

  • head to body ratio is uneven
  • when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
  • baby unable to hunt for the clan
  • baby is slow and usually racist

(Source: frankushington, via trust)

— 19 hours ago with 322389 notes


The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

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— 19 hours ago with 99464 notes


I could really use a pack of cigarettes and a bottle if whiskey… It’s just one if those days.

— 19 hours ago with 1 note